Breaking news

Well, I think some of you already know. In fact there's even a party arranged, but the identity of the special visitor I trailed a few posts ago can now be revealed.

I'm sure speculation has been rife, and bets taken.

This is really very exciting.

[Opens gold envelope]

And the Oscar goes to......the Mighty Statue John, who'll be arriving in just under 3 weeks. I've had a word and have been assured there is sufficient alcohol in Australia, including Havana Club.

One word just for John-Tasmania?

I thought that was worth its own post. More cricket below.